Dicky Ticker

we sell funky and trendy tshirts. whether you want funny t-shirts, music t-shirts, character t-shirts or just want to browse we are the place for you.

Our return policy = No return needed!
Shopping on the superinternet ninjahighway has become a lot safer since the wild west days of the early noughties. Many an innocent shopper could fall to their fatal doom at the hands of a sinister cyberbully, masked behind a reassuringly rural lemonade stall.

All that has changed now – online lemonade retailers need to prominently display a certificate of authentication, alongside a story board detailing the life of each individual lemon that has entered your glass. But one problem still remains… what if the glittering shimmering thing you have purchased turns out to be a dud? A let down? Significantly less than expected? With clothes buying, that likelihood increases.

You can return it I guess? But that means going to the Post Office, queueing up alongside actual people (!), and generally wasting your valuable lunch break / life, for something that is as pleasurable yet far less productive as a visit to the dentist. So we, at Dicky Ticker, have constructed a unique ‘Dicky Ticker Guarantee’ that will completely put your mind at rest. A guarantee that is unrivalled by any other t-shirt retailer, or (we imagine) any retailer of anything at all. It is this:

Buy a t-shirt from us, and if you don’t think it’s worth what you paid for, we will make you a full refund (minus the P&P costs), and you can keep the tee.

A genuine, no risk purchase. All we ask is that you fill in a quick survey (a meagre two questions), to take your details and reasons why you weren’t happy (so we can… you know…change. We can try, right?), and the refund is yours.

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